The Best Candy Is From Strangers

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  2. (Source: higashii, via akswo)

  3. (Source: g-uccinigga, via wolf-fucking-gang)

  4. When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

    Those fries could be salted with tears

    (Source: obesealpaca, via julianplowden)

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  7. (Source: fuckingdistancey, via heythere-sexual)

    • parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
    • family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
    • friends: omg you are soooo pretty
    • boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
  8. porn4ladies:

    My Vagina is tighter than yours

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